23 Stickers We Love | Portland Oregon

What you need to know

Because we love our Civil War.

Because we are a city of evil Socialists.

Because Ducks have no need for trees, really.

Because every dog is created equal (except pit bulls).

Because we keep it clean (except this dude’s car).

Because everyone’s an activist.

Because we like to pretend the water is warm enough to wear swim shorts.

Because we balance off the rest of the otherwise red state.

Because we treat all needles equally.

Because it’s we just are.

Because no matter who’s in office…it’s a joke.

Because we like people who stick to their guns.

Because we have some pretty kick ass lottery advertising campaigns.

Because you can’t always drink PBR (or can you?)

Because someone actually went with the name Beavers (good grief).

Because it’s just good common courtesy not to hit stuff.

Because we love simple line drawings of our state’s shape.

Because medical marijuana is not so hard to come by.

Because when it blew, we certainly got our piece of ash.

Because we love our freedom of speech. What is that in his mouth??

Because we all get along, except the fags and fatties and freaks.

Because sometimes he just said stuff that was kinda not true.

Because we designed it!